Dallas

[Dallas]

Ok, I've thought about applying for membership for a while, but it seemed like a lot of work to have to type out an application.

Also, in addition to being a lazy bastard, I'm also a cheap one. I tend to not go out of my way to give people money if I don't have to.

Having said that, I've come to realize that TLB is worth both my time and money.

Hopefully, I've spent enough time around here for you all to recognize me but not so much that I've worn out my welcome before ever having it extended.

Respectfully awaiting Homer,

Dallas

[OutaControl]

Glad you finally decided to apply for membership Dallas, enjoy sharing the BF with you. As you know, hOMER will be with you shortly....

[Bolthead]

You know with your lazy attitude you'll fit right in. Just for clarification Mr. Dallas where do you call home? And is any chance that you’re Dallas Cowboy fan??

[[TLB]Corsair]

Ok, I've thought about applying for membership for a while, but it seemed like a lot of work to have to type out an application.

ok.. he's definitely lazy...



Also, in addition to being a lazy bastard, I'm also a cheap one. I tend to not go out of my way to give people money if I don't have to.

Ok.. a good candidate for Treasurer...


Having said that, I've come to realize that TLB is worth both my time and money.

a smart one too....


Hopefully, I've spent enough time around here for you all to recognize me but not so much that I've worn out my welcome before ever having it extended.

Respectfully awaiting Homer,

Dallas

Not sure who the hell he is.. but he knows about hOMER so he's probably ok...

;)

'bout time Dallas...

[OutaControl]

Corsair']Not sure who the hell he is.. but he knows about hOMER so he's probably ok...

LMAO

[[TLB]hOMER]

I know it's a lot of work and it will probably drain you for the rest of the day Dallas but if you can muster up the energy to read the pm I just sent you, you should do fine! :)

[The General]

I thought you were already a member. That's it, I'm not letting you kill me anymore.

You're OK in my book.

[Fionnlagh]

Is Dallas also your stage name?

[Dallas]

Bolt-

The way I see it, if you are a football fan, you either love the Cowboys or hate the Cowboys. I don't love them. I am a Carolina Panther fan. I grew up an Eagles fan and still pull for them when the Panthers aren't involved.

As for the "Dallas" name, I just thought it sounded like a good WWII kinda name. I think I kinda had this part of Forest Gump rattling in my head when I picked it:

FORREST (V.O.)
Now, I don't know much about anything,
but I think some of American's best
young men served in this war. There
was Dallas, from Phoenix. Cleveland,
he was from Detroit.

CLEVELAND
Hey, Tex. Hey, Tex. Man, what the
hell's going on?

Tex holds up his hand, motioning that he doesn't know.

FORREST (V.O.)
And Tex was, well, I don't remember
where Tex come from.



I'm sure not the best story behind a name, but it's the only one I got.

[Dexter]

LOL Good movie!

[Sye]

sup dallas, almost took as long as i did to apply for membership :) i'll look for u on the field

[SQUEAK]

Is this guy still waiting in the wings? It's yer own fault Dallas. You've been around so long we consider you part of the scenery...

[Dallas]

I'm trying to be the Lazyist bastard. Actually, I've been swamped with work/new house/new baby and haven't had much time to play or post. I've got the payment instructions around here somewhere, but just haven't gotten around to doing it. Work should ease up about the second week of November. Maybe then I'll have a chance to figure it all out and become "R" less.

[[TLB]Corsair]

yeah... once works eases up you'll just have THE BABY!!!!

lol... and no doubt plenty of time on your hands Dallas.

uh huh.... ;)

hOMER, what's the record for longest recruit time ever? WE gotta give Dallas something to shoot for. :)

[[TLB]hOMER]

Tough race between Dallas & Sspeed! It's gonna be close!!!

[[TLB]Lackey]

Glad to see you finally joining up Dallas, you're one of my favorite bazooka targets :tank: and now you'll be an even more rewarding target :D.

[[TLB]hOMER]

Hey Dallas. Sorry man but I had to take your tags off. you you ever want back in, let me know.
Cheers.

[Sgtpoe]

can we have a shrubery to decide who gets in first.

or get dallas or sspeed to give us the wind/speed velocity of a swallow carrying a coconut,either african or european swallow will do.

[[TLB]hOMER]

can we have a shrubery to decide who gets in first.
No! the first one to cut down a mighty oak with a ......herring get in first!! :)

Ni!