joining your clan [Archive] - The Lazy Bastards

[wolf]jailbait

10-16-2005, 10:41 PM

well i've been playing for over a year online. I team play very well, I'm almost always in the top half of the pac, with regards to points, unless im sniping, or repairing tanks. I would like to get more involved, than i can at my present server. I don't just want to play the game. I'm not sure what you guys would like to know, so, i guess i'll wait to hear from yall.

[TLB-HC]Worthington

10-16-2005, 11:24 PM

are you lazy :)

Troger

10-16-2005, 11:49 PM

Although I'm just a lowly recruit I'd say the things I look for most are people who talk a lot of smack, play drunk, shoot at Corsair regardless of what team he's on, and send me money. If you can fill three or more of those requirements then you have my vote (FYI: I believe that is currently worth a little less than nothing).

Ciao,
Troger

[TLB]Xanthos

10-17-2005, 12:37 AM

You have to spend 3 nights with moolkov, then you're in.

Good luck.

moolkov

10-17-2005, 07:29 AM

;)

[TLB]Bar Comas

10-17-2005, 08:05 AM

Spend 3 nights with Moolkov ? RUN , Jailbait , RUN !!!!! :doh: Did I say that ?
Just try to have fun Jailbait .

[TLB-HC]nogood|V.C.

10-17-2005, 09:34 AM

You are also making one BIG MISTAKE, WE do just want to, just play the damn game. :violent:

[TLB]Corsair

10-17-2005, 09:43 AM

shoot Corsair??? I -thought- I was taking fire from behind.... then again... having to spend 3 nights will mool gives new meaning to the phrase "taking fire from behind"

anywho.... we are of course just kidding... [TLB]hOMER is your man to talk to.

The General

10-17-2005, 02:23 PM

I don't think we need another member scoring in the top half. That just pushes me lower into the bottom half. You know, the area that moolkov specializes in.

:)

Sgtpoe

10-17-2005, 02:31 PM

you also have to be fluent in scottish higland langauge,this will help your recruitment go better if ya ken fit i mean.

[TLB]hOMER

10-17-2005, 05:46 PM

The membership qualifications aren't all that complicated jailbait. You have to be over 21, be able to donate US$10/month for dues, not be a member of another clan (I'm not sure if this is or isn't an issue here) and generally not be an assclown. Other than that, all we ask is that you hang around and let people get to know you a bit. Then you have to go through a 30 day recruitment period. If you survive that, only then do we ask for the dues and you become a full member.
So, if you meet those qualifications (and no you dont' have to spend any time with Mool...that you don't want to anyway!! ;)), just hang around for a bit and we can take it from there.

[TLB]Lackey

10-17-2005, 11:02 PM

:shrug: With a name like "jailbait" doesn't he have to prove his age?

sleestack

10-17-2005, 11:49 PM

sgtpoe']you also have to be fluent in scottish higland langauge,this will help your recruitment go better if ya ken fit i mean.

You can actualy become fluent in scottish highland? Sounds to me like yall make your language up as you go!

obetsu

10-18-2005, 12:46 AM

sleestack']You can actualy become fluent in scottish highland? Sounds to me like yall make your language up as you go!

Poe said "scottish higland" ,get it right :) So Poe, what's the difference between highland and higland?

TopGunViper

10-18-2005, 09:59 AM

TCH % maybe obetsu?

greetings and homer will be by one day eventually wolf.

SQUEAK

10-18-2005, 01:45 PM

Jailbait. Didn't you and I go out once?

[TLB]hOMER

10-18-2005, 06:49 PM

all we ask is that you hang around and let people get to know you a bit.
Was that unclear??? I'm not sure how to make it any clearer.

greetings and homer will be by one day eventually wolf.
Two words TGV....scroll wheel. ;)

[wolf]jailbait

10-19-2005, 01:05 AM

hOMER']The membership qualifications aren't all that complicated jailbait. You have to be over 21, be able to donate US$10/month for dues, not be a member of another clan (I'm not sure if this is or isn't an issue here) and generally not be an assclown. Other than that, all we ask is that you hang around and let people get to know you a bit. Then you have to go through a 30 day recruitment period. If you survive that, only then do we ask for the dues and you become a full member.
So, if you meet those qualifications (and no you dont' have to spend any time with Mool...that you don't want to anyway!! ;)), just hang around for a bit and we can take it from there.

Well as far as the age thing goes, does 33 fit? :roll: the dues is cool, but if i have to denounce Wolf, and leave 'em, unfortunatly that will never happen. So I hope you guys don't consider them a clan.

and BTW, as far as being lazy,, i'm here arn't I...hahahah

[wolf]jailbait

10-19-2005, 01:08 AM

SQUEAK']Jailbait. Didn't you and I go out once?

Well if your that hot 22yr old, 5'4", brunette, with Liv Taylor eyes, then SUUUUURE!!!:muff:

If your some hairy ass guy then noooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wolf]jailbait

10-19-2005, 01:23 AM

Troger']Although I'm just a lowly recruit I'd say the things I look for most are people who talk a lot of smack, play drunk, shoot at Corsair regardless of what team he's on, and send me money. If you can fill three or more of those requirements then you have my vote (FYI: I believe that is currently worth a little less than nothing).

Ciao,
Troger

HHmmmmmmmmm.............. lets see now that was

1 people who talk a lot of smack.................. "smack,smack,,smackety,,smack"

2 play drunk .....................:tard:

3 shoot at Corsair regardless of what team he's on............................ sounds like loads of fun, can't i just knife him though?
4 send me money ......................hahhahahhaha :finger: NFW :finger:

well you got your 3 out of 4..hahahha...

Troger,since your vote doen't count, and Corsair's might, i think i'm just gonna have to put a bounty on your head.

:p FOR EVERY SCREAN SHOT OF TROGER GETTING KNIFED, I'LL DONATE $1.00 :)

I think I'm gonna like it here!!!!!!!

[wolf]jailbait

10-19-2005, 01:34 AM

Lackey']:shrug: With a name like "jailbait" doesn't he have to prove his age?

ok this ones easy......

I know who the BUGALOOS are
and
I still have a pair of "Z-CAVERICCI'S"
and
Thank god i never had a mullet
and
"Thriller" is more than just a movie genre (hint...one gloved african american...and no its not OJ)
and
If you have no idea what i'm talking about then your wayyyyyyyy to young.......

sleestack

10-19-2005, 01:53 AM

Here is the real test,,, do you know what a sleestack is?

Kurt Russell

10-19-2005, 01:55 PM

jailbait']
I still have a pair of "Z-CAVERICCI'S"
.

OMG. You wore z-cavariccis?! And still own them?! I gotta vote no on this one guys. ;)

Troger

10-20-2005, 12:11 AM

jailbait']

Troger,since your vote doen't count, and Corsair's might, i think i'm just gonna have to put a bounty on your head.

:p FOR EVERY SCREAN SHOT OF TROGER GETTING KNIFED, I'LL DONATE $1.00 :)

I think I'm gonna like it here!!!!!!!

Dude you gonna go broke quick. IAMPatrick shived me like 5 times in one game this evening. Note to self...get on Patti's team...

[wolf]jailbait

10-20-2005, 09:52 AM

Troger']Dude you gonna go broke quick. IAMPatrick shived me like 5 times in one game this evening. Note to self...get on Patti's team...

hhahahahhahahahaahahaha

[TLB-HC]BartBandy

10-20-2005, 10:16 AM

Ooooohhhhh...bounties on recruits. Good idea. I'm not a big fan of knifings, but this brings a whole new element into it.

[TLB]Xanthos

10-20-2005, 02:38 PM

BartBandy']Ooooohhhhh...bounties on recruits. Good idea. I'm not a big fan of knifings, but this brings a whole new element into it.

Actually, this could be great way to increase our revenues.

[TLB]Xanthos

10-20-2005, 02:42 PM

jailbait']ok this ones easy......

I know who the BUGALOOS are
and
I still have a pair of "Z-CAVERICCI'S"
and
Thank god i never had a mullet
and
"Thriller" is more than just a movie genre (hint...one gloved african american...and no its not OJ)
and
If you have no idea what i'm talking about then your wayyyyyyyy to young.......

I'll bet you never saw an episode of "I Love Lucy". And I don't mean re-runs, I mean before syndication.

Sgtpoe

10-20-2005, 02:45 PM

but if i have to denounce Wolf, and leave 'em, unfortunatly that will never happen. So I hope you guys don't consider them a clan.

dont they run servers all over the shop or is that your job.

Sturmgeist

10-20-2005, 03:58 PM

FOR EVERY SCREAN SHOT OF TROGER GETTING KNIFED, I'LL DONATE $1.00

Player/Hunters for hire interesting idea, :think: Have mercenaries finally arrived at BF42, or maybe they've always been here :doh:

Here Troger, (whistle, Whistle)
Here little Troggie !

[TLB]hOMER

10-21-2005, 09:54 AM

Hey Jailbait. We briefly discussed the matter in the council forums and we have decided that belonging to Wolf doesn't preclude you from being a Lazy Bastard. Wolf isn't on organized clan and as such doesn't violate our rule of not being able to belong to another clan as well as ours. We will however be asking you to relinquish your [Wolf] tags should you still decide to join us. This is simply out of clarity since having both tags would prove to be a little confusing. If this is acceptable, please let me know. Thanks Jail.

h.

Sgtpoe

10-21-2005, 01:27 PM

good to clear that one up

and for sleestack

higland is a spelling mistake it should oh hae bin heeland
where the ginger haired whiskey drinking scots all live.
you would probably fit in until you said some thing.

HI im from the states or where ever,

under low scottish breath, quick get the whickerman build we have a candidate for the solstice burning.

[wolf]jailbait

10-21-2005, 05:23 PM

hOMER']Hey Jailbait. We briefly discussed the matter in the council forums and we have decided that belonging to Wolf doesn't preclude you from being a Lazy Bastard. Wolf isn't on organized clan and as such doesn't violate our rule of not being able to belong to another clan as well as ours. We will however be asking you to relinquish your [Wolf] tags should you still decide to join us. This is simply out of clarity since having both tags would prove to be a little confusing. If this is acceptable, please let me know. Thanks Jail.

h.

Do you mean giving up the wolf tag while i'm here, or do you mean perminatly wherever i play?:think:
if you mean here, that would be good, and i'm glad you guys don't see wolf as a clan, thak you for your consideration. :salute:

BTW one more question, do you only run BF2 server, or do you run other games, ie. BF1942, or mods like forgotten hope?

And has anyone cashed in on the bounty?:D

[TLB]hOMER

10-21-2005, 09:28 PM

We do have a BF42 server and we still have a competitive 42 team as well. We don't really play FH anymore but if you're interested, there's a few of us over in http://www.forgottencompany.com/
Regarding your tags; We would only ask that you wear your [TLB] tags whever you play on our servers or competitively, if you chose to do so. What you chose to do outside TLB is up to you. Like I said, some of us play FH and wear the [FC] tags while doing so. That's not an issue.
What's more important is your conduct while a member and representative of TLB. That means that even if you are wearing your [Wolf] tags, you are still also a member of TLB and as such are expected to uphold our basic principles (which incidentally are pretty much universal in the gaming world). You have to understand that we have worked hard to foster our excellent reputation and you will be part of that effort (either in or out of uniform...so to speak).
...and in answer to your last question: Unfortunately, no one here is smart enough to figure out exactly how to cash in on the bounty!!! ;)

Troger

10-21-2005, 09:58 PM

Hello,

My name is Troganie Mestlaistan and I've got instructions on how to cash in on a lucrative bounty put forth my country's government. Please send your social security number, mother's maiden name, and bank account routing and account numbers and I will gladly deposit the bounty into your account. There will be a series of deductions which will be directly withdrawn from your account to establish a credit line, but I promise it will all be returned with interest in 6 - 8 weeks when the deposit is made.

Thank you,
Troganie Mestlaistan
CFO, Nonya Biz, Inc.
Screwuville, South Nowhere

p.s. the crazy thing is crap heads wouldn't be sending this kind of garbage out if someone wasn't stoopid enough to give their information out.

sleestack

10-21-2005, 10:04 PM

sgtpoe']good to clear that one up

and for sleestack

higland is a spelling mistake it should oh hae bin heeland
where the ginger haired whiskey drinking scots all live.
you would probably fit in until you said some thing.

HI im from the states or where ever,

under low scottish breath, quick get the whickerman build we have a candidate for the solstice burning.

First off it would be "Howdy yaalllunsss, Im frum Meiomphisss Tannasseeeee."

Second the last thing I would worry about is getting burned by yall cause I doubt yall's drunk scotch drinking azzes could catch me for your pagan ceramonies. :finger:

Jailbait you still aint told me if you know what a "Sleestack" is.

[wolf]jailbait

10-21-2005, 10:17 PM

sleestack']First off it would be "Howdy yaalllunsss, Im frum Meiomphisss Tannasseeeee."

Second the last thing I would worry about is getting burned by yall cause I doubt yall's drunk scotch drinking azzes could catch me for your pagan ceramonies. :finger:

Jailbait you still aint told me if you know what a "Sleestack" is.

I thought it was such a no brainer,:duh: of course i know what a sleestack is, and frankly miss the cheesy special effects of that show......now if you were asking what a "[tlb]sleestack" is, i havn't got a clue, and I don't think anyone else does either, but i have a suspicion that it may be Mineral, though some of the others think its definanetly a Vegtable....:p

[wolf]jailbait

10-21-2005, 10:18 PM

Troger']Hello,

My name is Troganie Mestlaistan and I've got instructions on how to cash in on a lucrative bounty put forth my country's government. Please send your social security number, mother's maiden name, and bank account routing and account numbers and I will gladly deposit the bounty into your account. There will be a series of deductions which will be directly withdrawn from your account to establish a credit line, but I promise it will all be returned with interest in 6 - 8 weeks when the deposit is made.

Thank you,
Troganie Mestlaistan
CFO, Nonya Biz, Inc.
Screwuville, South Nowhere

p.s. the crazy thing is crap heads wouldn't be sending this kind of garbage out if someone wasn't stoopid enough to give their information out.

hahaha..........

[wolf]jailbait

10-21-2005, 10:29 PM

hOMER']We do have a BF42 server and we still have a competitive 42 team as well. We don't really play FH anymore but if you're interested, there's a few of us over in http://www.forgottencompany.com/
Regarding your tags; We would only ask that you wear your [TLB] tags whever you play on our servers or competitively, if you chose to do so. What you chose to do outside TLB is up to you. Like I said, some of us play FH and wear the [FC] tags while doing so. That's not an issue.
What's more important is your conduct while a member and representative of TLB. That means that even if you are wearing your [Wolf] tags, you are still also a member of TLB and as such are expected to uphold our basic principles (which incidentally are pretty much universal in the gaming world). You have to understand that we have worked hard to foster our excellent reputation and you will be part of that effort (either in or out of uniform...so to speak).
...and in answer to your last question: Unfortunately, no one here is smart enough to figure out exactly how to cash in on the bounty!!! ;)

cool....sounds good to me...like the forgottnecompany site to, can't wait for .7 to come out. Don't worry about me, i've been plating for some time, and would never let my team mates down, i'm sure you guys will be proud, i take my conduct "in game" very seriously, and don't EVER let my emotions get the better of me. but i do have a bad habbit of taking Screan shots, of smacks, and letting the admins know about them. Who needs 'em messing up our fun.

So now what do I need to do? is there a time frame before tag use? probation period? The way your response is written it seems as though you guys have talked about it, is there a decision?

10-21-2005, 11:08 PM

Chatted with this guy on T/S for awhile tonight. Seems like a good fella.

CC

[wolf]jailbait

10-22-2005, 12:19 AM

thanx CC, u2 man, good playin with you and g-man.

these guys and I were talking, and we came up with a great new name,

so if you guys could change my forum name to "Sneaky Bastard"
or if im using the tag now??? "[TLB] Sneaky Bastard"
that woud be great. think this solves the hole tag issue hu?

well let me know, if i can keep same pass word that would be cool too.