Want to Join

[Launcher_X]

I would like to know if i could join your clan ... i started a new name though

My old name was Sgt. Destuction ( #1 or #2 out of all the people for a while )

Plz get back to me

[Fox]

Name isn't very remarkable, the former or the latter. Hopping on TS will help you get in faster if you are worthy of being a Lazy Bastard.

p.s. After letting nogood in they finally instilled "standards" for joining so you're going to have try a little harder ;)


edit: BTW this is supposed to be in the Meet and Greet Forum

[Rex Banner]

I don't trust people whose names end in "x". ;)

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Sgt.D? From gametrack.org?


Thread moved to Meet & Greet.

[Sgtpoe]

i dont trust anyone with an x in there name eh

but jump on T.S and we will talk to you to see if your good or like rex GHEY

[The General]

Who's this Fox guy?

Launcher, you are obviously too skilled of a player for this clan. We only accept noobs like Bart. ;)

[Sgtpoe]

[TLB]The General']Who's this Fox guy?


better than the sharpshot guy at least he talks to us.

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

OK, Launcher_X, we have a bit of a problem.

In your post, you claim you used to go by "Sgt. Destuction" (I'm guessing "Sgt. Destruction") Sgt. D is a very skilled player who hanges out at gametrack.org and takes a rather statistics-oriented approach to the game. He has indeed been ranked in the top 2 players in BF42 in the past, if not #1.

Now, here's where it gets interesting.

You have been playing on ALB #2 of late, under the name of ".Launcher_X" (http://bf1942.gametrack.org/player.php?id=2168585). An Ehelion search (http://ehelion.battlefield1942.pl/ehelion/?nick=&type_nick=2&key=7a4b2d9878facddfad4b3606071b68dd&type_keyhash=4&submit=Search) confirms your previous nicknames. None have anything to do with "Sgt. Destruction".

Further, your stats (http://bf1942.gametrack.org/aliases.php?pid=2168585) in Gametrack do not mesh with someone who was ever ranked in the top 2 players in this game. Sgt.D's stats (http://bf1942.gametrack.org/player.php?id=11619) for comparison.

Finally, I asked the real Sgt.D on gametrack about this thread. He confirmed it wasn't him.

So, I guess I'm "getting back to you".

What gives?

[Daniel Boone]

Hey tlb this is Daniel Boone aka pshyco dan now. i been a true tlb die hard fan as far as ur clan and server goes im interested in joining up with u guys. well im gonna browse around the site see if i can find out more about joining, thanks

DB

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Daniel.

Create your own thread. I'm dying to see where this one is headed.

[Troger]

Man! Desperate Housewives has nothing on this clan! Drama, sex, and intrigue! That's what TLB is all about :P

[Sgtpoe]

do we wait for silz to give us the all clear or the unexpected..

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Troger, where's the sex?

Drama? Check.

Intrigue? It's a stretch, but hey, check.

Sex? Where? We don't even have the benefit of Devildogg's suggestive avatars anymore. Damn, I miss those.

[Daniel Boone]

hey bart brandy,
well im kinda having trouble figuring out what to do as far as joining but u said to make a thread so i believe im doin so sorry i just never been on forums much thats all anyways i usually make daily appearences in TLB Server i dont make it to #1 most the time but im always aiming for top 10 but i have my days where im on fire. well i dont know what else you want on the thread or if i even achieved what ur asking but ill fix or do what u ask. thanks alot

Dan

[Daniel Boone]

hey ill brb got to go to bank

[widowmaker]

Bart
I too am intrigued...and blowing tea out my nose at the same time.

I would like to play some BF, but I this point, I think I'll hang around on this thread...lol.

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

I'm sticking around until Dan comes back from the bank. I'm a little concerned for his well-being.

[Homer]

Even if it was the real Sgt. Destruction (not saying that he is a bad player, far from it) but he always uses cheap strategies, he is the typical score whore player, do anything to get gold medals... Almost of times he is in a tank, and I have never seen himself trying to get a flag, unless there are lot of teamates almost capturing it.

I mean, he has skill, but he don't play for fun.

[Lt.Moser]

widowmaker']Bart
I too am intrigued...and blowing tea out my nose at the same time.
I thought you were a coffee drinker?

[[TLB]Lackey]

If you're the "Daniel Boone" I'm thinking of then I really enjoy seeing you on the server. Start your own thread and let's learn a little about you huh?

Launcher_x I'd be quick about clearing up Bart's issues if you really want to join and avoid undue "suspicions".

[Fox]

BartBandy']Further, your stats (http://bf1942.gametrack.org/aliases.php?pid=2168585) in Gametrack do not mesh with someone who was ever ranked in the top 2 players in this game. Sgt.D's stats (http://bf1942.gametrack.org/player.php?id=11619) for comparison.
Burned!:flame:

Wow, if what Bart has brought up as evidence is true then this guy is pretty much finished before starting. Lying about your handle is one thing but to claim a much better player's thinking that all we look at is skill?:naughty: tsk tsk.

What I want to know is why one of his tracked handles that has only one map listed has "(admin3)" in it? You wouldn't suppose that he has tried to impersonate an admin at one time would you? Think I'll check that server out and see exactley how they list their admin or if they've ever had an encounter.

The bottom line is that you better have a VERY good explanation for all the above... partially because we're all glued to the forums to find out.

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Meh. Doubt we'll see Launcher around again.

Having "admin" in a couple of his aliases was indeed another concern, Fox.

[[TLB]hOMER]

:stupid:
L_X, if you're still around, as you've noticed we do tend to screen our applicants well prior to entry. Where all this comes from is that you seem to have made a claim that isn't substantiated by any records. That's usually grounds for concern and therefore all the inquiries.

Now, wait until Silz chimes in! He can usually tell us what your whole family had for breakfast for the last 6 months! :)

[moolkov]

This was emailed to me for posting:

Hi, I'm new to your site, but I'm a great player. When I play infantry, I usually go by the name "Worthington" and I'm pretty sure I'm top 10. When I play AT, I'm known for my awesome shots and usually cruise around as "vor" or "vorador" and when I fly....heh heh, you guys know, I have a few different ones I use, Trig, Mr.Wolf, or assman are my favorite aliases.

Now, my question is, since I'm so good, can you guys just give me a lifetime free membership and I can help you guys win maps. I mean, someone of my caliber shouldn't have to "pay" to play, you should almost pay me.

If you want to make donations to me, cause I'm really really good, deposit platinums in "moolkov's" guild war account, he takes care of my finances cause I'm a lil too good to have to deal with that stuff.

LauncherSE X

[[TLB]Bar Comas]

BartBandy']Troger, where's the sex?

Drama? Check.

Intrigue? It's a stretch, but hey, check.

Sex? Where? We don't even have the benefit of Devildogg's suggestive avatars anymore. Damn, I miss those.

Bart , Here is where the sex comes in , This guy screwed himself right in front of us all ! :lol:

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

hOMER']:stupid:
L_X, if you're still around, as you've noticed we do tend to screen our applicants well prior to entry. Where all this comes from is that you seem to have made a claim that isn't substantiated by any records. That's usually grounds for concern and therefore all the inquiries.

Now, wait until Silz chimes in! He can usually tell us what your whole family had for breakfast for the last 6 months! :)

That's the intriguing part - Silz hasn't even had his turn yet.

[OutaControl]

moolkov']This was emailed to me for posting:

Hi, I'm new to your site, but I'm a great player. When I play infantry, I usually go by the name "Worthington" and I'm pretty sure I'm top 10. When I play AT, I'm known for my awesome shots and usually cruise around as "vor" or "vorador" and when I fly....heh heh, you guys know, I have a few different ones I use, Trig, Mr.Wolf, or assman are my favorite aliases.

Now, my question is, since I'm so good, can you guys just give me a lifetime free membership and I can help you guys win maps. I mean, someone of my caliber shouldn't have to "pay" to play, you should almost pay me.

If you want to make donations to me, cause I'm really really good, deposit platinums in "moolkov's" guild war account, he takes care of my finances cause I'm a lil too good to have to deal with that stuff.

LauncherSE X

LMAO

[[TLB]SGTPepper]

:stupid: Now, that was funny, Mool. Do the Ghey Wars give you a sense of humor or do you have to pay for it???

[The General]

You know Bart, I looked him up immediately as well and found the 2 keys, one for each name. Why would someone so skilled want to join this outfit? (kidding of course).

I'll be the first to call for a permaban from ALB#2 if he doesn't explain himself (I'm talking about Launcher, not Sgt. D). Who needs bullsh$t like this? What other lies are up his sleeve?

[[TLB]MrBlotto]

Daniel Boone must have gotten stuck in the revolving door at the bank................

[Troger]

I consider him sporked!

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

If anyone is quick, you can join him playing as "kllaus jr" in the server "Surfals Road to Rome" at 66.55.152.242:14567

http://bf1942.gametrack.org/player.php?id=1934474

Ask him if he's made it to the #1 player in BF yet.

[The General]

OK, I'm confused.

[[TLB]G_Man 1270]

What the Hell is this guy talking about!!!?? I'm the real Sgt D!!!! I just use G-Man 1270 to confuse you all as well as playing poorly. It is all a ploy to join this clan incognito.

Will the real Sgt D please stand up?

[[TLB]Bar Comas]

The General']You know Bart, I looked him up immediately as well and found the 2 keys, one for each name. Why would someone so skilled want to join this outfit? (kidding of course).

I'll be the first to call for a permaban from ALB#2 if he doesn't explain himself (I'm talking about Launcher, not Sgt. D). Who needs bullsh$t like this? What other lies are up his sleeve?


I'm with US GRANT on this on . :think: :ban: :arrow: :tard: :bs:

[dcoy]

Someone playing under the name Sgt. Destruction has been changing name everytime we come to a map like Coral Sea that a tank or infy can't dominate to rack up score. Launcher X sounds very similar to the alter ego he used. Wish I could remember for sure but It takes all my concentration to keep a plane in the air (. I do remember Insanity discussing it with someone though so a chance he might remember.

[SQUEAK]

If we screen all our members, how the hell have we ended up with us?

I got tea down my nose at the start. Mool's post has made my ears bleed.

The revolving door gag was too much. I now have tears all over the keyboard.

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

dcoy, that's what Sgt. D does. Am I a fan of that tactic? No. Is it against our rules? No.

Players that play for score often DO help the team. When they don't, they risk being kicked.

[PsB|Silz]

Where do we start?

First things first, lets check out BF2, no records from our servers or any other streaming server against "Launcher_X"

Now we move back to good old BF 1942

A search reveals you have used only one GUID

Against that we get the following alias'

Launcher_X{DG} 98.9%
Alex's EVIL TWIN 0.4%
Launcher_X[Admin3] 0.4%
Mr.Flapalapagus 0.2%.
Launcher_X 0.2%

Note no reference to you being the player you claim to be!

You only have one IP address recorded against that GUID and those nicks, but this IP has also been used against three other BF 1942 GUID's and one BF2 GUID.

Immediate concern is why three BF42 GUID's?

The GUID related to your current nick shows use for all of 1 day!

So we look at your other GUID's

The GUID ending d96c2273 reveals the following linked nicks

KllausSchonfeld 99.8%
blackmagic98 0.2%
speckter 0.0%
Sith Lord 0.0%
Surfa Jr. [Admin3] 0.0%

The GUID ending 44234b38

Launcher_X{DG} 98.9%
Alex's EVIL TWIN 0.4%
Launcher_X[Admin3] 0.4%
Mr.Flapalapagus 0.2%
.Launcher_X 0.2%

and the BF1942 GUID ending 94d07d22

Kllaus Schonfeld 100.0%
Latios 0.0%

Whilst all three GUID's are "clean" the alternative GUID's link to yet more alternatives, all revealing the same pattern of user names and at worst three different IP's over a period of the last 260 days.

Not one links to the player you claim to be.

To be honest all the GUID's are clean, but at the last count you are linked to 7 of the things in the last 260 days from 2 of these IP's. Its odd, and short of you playing at two different LAN centers there doesnt seem to be any other reason for it. But this does not matter, what does, is you have claimed to be someone you are not, nor have you ever used a similar name

Further from a number of the names you appear to have a clan tag already {DG}

And on a number of alias' used the suffix [Admin3] again indicating you are already apart of some online gaming group which you have not disclosed.

Not looking good on the honesty front is it?

PS so far as BF2 is concerned you are linked to at least 2 GUID's there as well

These reveal the nicks

Kllaus_Schonfeld
kllaus-jr

Note the first of these tallies with one of the BF1942 nicks, tying everything together quite nicely.

YOU ARE NOT THE PLAYER YOU HAVE CLAIMED TO BE

[PsB|Silz]

Oh, I almost forgot, all of the above GUID's also match with the IP you used to post to this forum!

I also checked the real Sgt.D and NEVER have his accounts been used on your IP's

Busted, Busted, and Busted

[SQUEAK]

Can I have the movie rights to this one?

[Sparky]

Troger'] Drama, sex, and intrigue!

Some drama in this one. I've been waiting to see how this turned out. You guys turned over every leaf and stone looking into this.

Kinda neat actually.

[Rex Banner]

You think that's impressive. One time I lost my keys, and Silz knew where they were.:shocked:

[[TLB-HC]Rev.Doobie]

Good job Silz as always!!!

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Some of you may have heard of the BF42 server "Surfal's Ultimate Battlefield". Apparently, this is Surfal's son.

http://www.omahasurfal.com/postnuke/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=153

Methinks unless Surfal is in his fifties, Surfal Jr. is a little young for TLB's age requirements.

[dcoy]

Well there's the much awaited sex guys. Silz just whipped out the big D on this guy.

[lemnitzer]

Some of you may have heard of the BF42 server "Surfal's Ultimate Battlefield". Apparently, this is Surfal's son.

http://www.omahasurfal.com/postnuke...viewtopic&t=153 (http://www.omahasurfal.com/postnuke/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=153)

Methinks unless Surfal is in his fifties, Surfal Jr. is a little young for TLB's age requirements.


nothing like calling the webmaster kids a "clown" LOL:p

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Oh well.

[[TLB]Bar Comas]

How can you tell Surfal jr is X ? They are both listed as members , but neither has posted on surfals site ? And in Silz 's post , the one name used was Surfa Jr. , not Surfal Jr .

[Sye]

Yea i wanna see where this whole thing goes, until then Widowmaker got gonorrhea from a tractor

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Bastards at Surfal's deleted the thread. Can't believe it.

Let's see how long this one lasts.

http://www.omahasurfal.com/postnuke/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=155

[Troger]

Hee hee... this is the best soap opera out there and it's just getting better! It's like the 4th season of The Sopranos... you figure they can't come up with a new way to whack a guy and badda bing badda boom! They do it...

I have no idea what I'm talking about, but this whole thing has made me chuckle :)

[[TLB]Nightmare]

How do I manage to miss all the good threads??

Silz--YOU ROCK!!....I swear he's better than sliced bread!!

[lemnitzer]

Bart

I thinks its great! we should challenge them to a match:violent:

[Sparky]

BartBandy']Bastards at Surfal's deleted the thread. Can't believe it.


If it was live long enough some search engine bot might have it cached. Perhaps some inventive googling might bring it back to life.

Just a thought.

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Not worth it. I just think it's crap to remove perfectly valid threads where nobody was flaming anybody or anything like that. Sure, I called Jr a "clown", but if anyone has a more complimentary word for "impersonation", I'd like to hear it.

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Well, they deleted that post, too. I'm through with them.

Game server ban applied to ALB #2 for 3 keyhashes used by Surfal and Jr.

[[TLB]MrBlotto]

LOL. nice reply too Bart. Maybe if they ignore the question it will go away on its own..........

[[TLB]Bar Comas]

Dont sweat it , Bart . Your post wasnt offensive . I saw it . They probably deleted it because they cant take criticism . Or handle questions , maybe .

[Rex Banner]

Rex Banner']I don't trust people whose names end in "x".I tried to save you all this trouble.

And also, this doesn't apply to akkarat_x. Fox I'm not sure about. ;)

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Dialog reopened. Maybe they aren't twits after all, but at least one admin over there is a complete tool.

[lemnitzer]

What a bunch of hosers!!!!!!

[[TLB]MrBlotto]

I'm not sayin a thing........2 words: public forum

[Troger]

lemnitzer']Bart

I thinks its great! we should challenge them to a match:violent:

Ah heck yeah :) I'd even reinstall 1942 for that!

(Note: please don't make me reinstall 1942)

[sleestack]

Troger']Ah heck yeah :) I'd even reinstall 1942 for that!

(Note: please don't make me reinstall 1942)


You ever played 42? I thought you were just your usual runOthamill BF2 whore :slick: . Please dont embarass us by reinstalling your b42. Just in case you DO think you remember how to play 42 we DO have a server that plays that game. Come on in. We can always use another bullett sponge. :finger:

[[TLB]Bar Comas]

Slee , stfu ! Like I need anyone else shooting at me . :rolleyes:

Troger , Slee didnt mean it ! He drinks and , well you know . Some people cant hold it well ! :lol:

[[TLB]Nightmare]

I must say Bart, that the link to the post in that other forum is rather interesting.

When are we going to go to there server as a group and try out these modded maps? Did you play any more on their server besides that 1 map?

[Sparky]

Nightmare']I must say Bart, that the link to the post in that other forum is rather interesting.

Yes I agree... He's gotten a whole bunch of people throwing in their opinions. Barts posts are the most eloquently expressed of them all.

[[TLB-HC]BartBandy]

Go whenever you want. i don't think there will be an organized TLB visit unless you want to organize it. Search for "Surfal" in your game browser.

I only played the one map because with 4 players and at least two rounds per map, it was getting past my bedtime.

Decent players there, though I'm no great judge of fraggin skillz.

[dcoy]

This comment on Surfal's boards from Darkwing_X is classic.

"[TLB]BartBandy - I dunno who you think you are to judge us without playing here alot its very bothersome. We are actully very well known as a hacker free,friendly, all around cool community"

What makes it so funny is the "hacker free" comment follows a reply to someone called "BandofBrothers" who was banned from their forums. But they can't stop him from hacking in. A problem Bart graciously advised them on how to fix. Also funny how people took offense to the Amish comment. Hell I've been called a LOT worse lol.

[SQUEAK]

I'm gonna drop by their server. They sound like a reasonably intelligent bunch but their server sounds weird.
good effort on the posts Mr B. Loved the "Catholic Church" comment. That one works on about 5 levels...

[[TLB]Nightmare]

If anyone is interested, how bout posting here. I would like to organize a small visit of a few European TLB members. That way it will be easier to organize since I am here in Germany. BUT, I will try to organize all comers.